Manager-Music Video
Manager
(parody of “Firework” by Katy Perry)
Written by John Garrett. https://thejohngarrett.com
Directed and edited by hayman studio. http://haymanstudio.com.
Vocals by Hugh Wilson. http://hugmusic.net/
Shot on location at RKL in York, PA. http://www.rklcpa.com/
Thanks to RKL’s office in York, PA for being so accommodating! It wouldn’t have been possible without their help.
LYRICS:
I wake up every day / with a job to doI might be in charge / but I don’t have a clue
I like acronyms / and my Blackberry
Hold on, I’m blowin’ up / made of TNT
And I already know / you think I’m a jerk
But I don’t care because / I will take credit for your work
Shut my office door / and have a seat
I’ll tell you why I’m great
I just live for my job / that’s right
No dates / at night
Weekends / I’m here
Making you live in fear
Because I am a manager
Smartest one on all the earth
Have my MBA-ay-ay
So you’ll do what I say-ay-ay
Because I’m a manager
Brightest one on all the earth
Have my MBA-ay-ay
Wish you could be me someday-ay-ay
Cool, cool, cool
Because I make all the rules, rules, rules
We will work as late as I say, say, say
And you will never get your way-ay-ay
Because I am a manager
Smartest one on all the earth
Have my MBA-ay-ay
Wish you could be me someday-ay-ay
Cool, cool, cool
Because I make all the rules, rules, rules
Cool, cool, cool
Because I make all the rules, rules, rules
(Lyrics ©JohnGcomedy 2020)
Adding Machine-Music Video
Adding Machine
(parody of “Dancing Queen” by ABBA)
Written by John Garrett. http://therecoveringcpa.com
Directed and edited by hayman studio. http://haymanstudio.com.
Vocals by Eric Seiffert.
Shot on location at RKL in York, PA. http://www.rklcpa.com/
Thanks to RKL’s office in York, PA for being so accommodating! It wouldn’t have been possible with their help.
LYRICS:
You can add, you can divide,
Printing it out as you go
See that girl, watchin’ me,
Diggin’ my adding machine
Friday morning the end is near
In eight hours the weekend’s here
First I need to make sure that, everything is clear
On this balance sheet
And that’s where you come in…
You are my adding machine, on the screen, your numbers’ green
Adding machine, dress up like you for Halloween, oh yeah
You can add, you can divide, printing it out as you go
See that girl, watchin’ me, diggin’ my adding machine
Diggin’ my adding machine.
(Lyrics ©JohnGcomedy 2015)
Work In A Cubicle-Music Video
Work In A Cubicle
(parody of “What Makes You Beautiful” by One Direction)
Written by John Garrett. http://therecoveringcpa.com
Directed and edited by hayman studio. http://haymanstudio.com.
Vocals by Hugh Wilson. http://hugmusic.net/
Shot on location at RKL in York, PA. http://www.rklcpa.com/
Thanks to RKL’s office in York, PA for being so accommodating! It wouldn’t have been possible without their help.
LYRICS:
Walk through the door,
At 10 oh 4,
I know I’m late but I’ve done this before,
And I’m the guy,
Who steals supplies,
You gonna tell?
Yeah, right, don’t even try,
‘Cause everyone else who works around me,
Everyone knows that I’m cool,
Because I light up this office like no one else,
The way I macro Excel will get you overwhelmed,
I’m out the door when it’s 5 so it ain’t hard to tell,
I work in…
ah… ah…,
I work in a cubicle,
It’s got four walls but no door you see,
I decorate it with pictures and my college degree,
I can’t spin in my chair or else I’ll hit my knee,
I work innnn…
ah… ah…,
I work in a cubicle,
Oh oh,
Yeah, this is my cubicle
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na Na
Because I light up this office like no one else,
The way I macro Excel (will) get you overwhelmed,
I’m out the door when it’s 5 so it ain’t hard to tell,
I work innnn…
ah… ah…,
I work in a cubicle,
Because I light up this office like no one else,
The way I macro Excel will get you overwhelmed,
I’m out the door when it’s 5 so it ain’t hard to tell,
I work innnn…
ah… ah…,
I work in a cubicle.
It’s got four walls but no door you see,
I decorate it with pictures and my college degree,
I’ve got it made here, oh yeah, so you better believe,
I work innnn…
ah… ah…,
I work in a cubicle,
Oh oh,
I work in a cubicle,
Oh oh,
Yeah, this is my cubicle.
(Lyrics ©JohnGcomedy 2015)
Work From Home-Music Video
Work From Home
(parody of “Haven’t Met You Yet” by Michael Buble)
TURN ON SUBTITLES FOR LYRICS w/ THE VIDEO
Written by John Garrett. http://TheJohnGarrett.com
Directed and edited by hayman studio. http://haymanstudio.com.
Vocals by Hugh Wilson. http://hugmusic.net/
Shot on location at RKL in York, PA. http://www.rklcpa.com/
Thanks to RKL’s office in York, PA for being so accommodating! It wouldn’t have been possible with their help.
LYRICS:
I just woke up.
I’m already late.
I’ve got a meeting at eight AM who’s idea was that?
Drive myself in.
I’ll drive myself home.
I get all dressed up, but I think we all know.
I wish that I could stay in my pajamas.
Take a nap. Dream of the Bahamas.
I know it would help with my productivity.
Mmmm…
But somehow I’m out of all of my sick days.
So I’ll just say this without any further delay.
Oh, I’m telling you, now, today I really want to be alone.
Yeah, I just want to work from home.
I just want to work from home.
Ohh, I’m telling you, now, today I really want to be alone.
(I said home, home, home, home, home, home, home…)
I just want to work from home
(home, home, home) at least Monday’s
I just want to work from home.
(Lyrics ©John Garrett 2015)
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Hostess Twinkies Return – Market Watch Watch – Episode 16
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