
Manager
(parody of “Firework” by Katy Perry)
Written by John Garrett. https://thejohngarrett.com
Directed and edited by hayman studio. http://haymanstudio.com.
Vocals by Hugh Wilson. http://hugmusic.net/
Shot on location at RKL in York, PA. http://www.rklcpa.com/
Thanks to RKL’s office in York, PA for being so accommodating! It wouldn’t have been possible without their help.
LYRICS:
I wake up every day / with a job to doI might be in charge / but I don’t have a clue
I like acronyms / and my Blackberry
Hold on, I’m blowin’ up / made of TNT
And I already know / you think I’m a jerk
But I don’t care because / I will take credit for your work
Shut my office door / and have a seat
I’ll tell you why I’m great
I just live for my job / that’s right
No dates / at night
Weekends / I’m here
Making you live in fear
Because I am a manager
Smartest one on all the earth
Have my MBA-ay-ay
So you’ll do what I say-ay-ay
Because I’m a manager
Brightest one on all the earth
Have my MBA-ay-ay
Wish you could be me someday-ay-ay
Cool, cool, cool
Because I make all the rules, rules, rules
We will work as late as I say, say, say
And you will never get your way-ay-ay
Because I am a manager
Smartest one on all the earth
Have my MBA-ay-ay
Wish you could be me someday-ay-ay
Cool, cool, cool
Because I make all the rules, rules, rules
Cool, cool, cool
Because I make all the rules, rules, rules
(Lyrics ©JohnGcomedy 2020)
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